The Dumb Blonde of the Year is...
2010's wrapping up pretty fast and iDiva is giving out awards to all those deserving people out there who've worked their bu**s off this year to grab headlines! They're howlarious, they're almost efficient and they're dying for your attention. So let's give it up for these celebrities as we announce the Cheesies!
And the Big Hunka' Cheese goes to...
Image courtesy: BCCLOffice dumb blonde of the year
No points for guessing this one. Sonam Kapoor wins hands down! Other than shooting her mouth off in the hope of being bitchy or funny, giggling like a juvenile and dressing rather impeccably, this actress is pretty much good for nothing! You got to hand it to Sonam though, for always picking the right roles (read: the clueless girl). Word of advice to Sonam: Stick to fashion because acting is clearly not one of those skills you possess!
Coffee machine gossip queen of the year
This queen bee's got a buzzing hive, what with all those worker bees spilling their secrets! So if you need to perk up your morning with a cuppa coffee and a little office goss make a bee line for Karan Johar. What's more interesting is the way he doles out his goss - animated hand gestures, girly giggles et al. We love!
Retiree of the year
No, he's not one foot in the grave or anything, but we're giving out this award in the hope that the recipient will get the hint. John Abraham has been around long enough and we can't even remember the last time he delivered a hit. And what's with his latest anyway – Jootha Hi Sahi? The worst part is he seems rather sure of himself. Rumour has it that he's trying his hand at directing... yikes! You need to go on voluntary retirement while you still can, John!
Desperate secretary of the year
Okay, we have to admit that we had quite a few competing for this title. Between Mallika Sherawat's Hiss, Preity Zinta's boob job and Rakhi ka Insaaf, it was a tough choice and we just couldn't make up our minds. But then along came Yana Gupta making it all so easy for us! She took off her panties and attended a charity event. She even went a step further and got a photographer to get it on camera! Talk about being desperate… tsk tsk!
Most promising fresher of the year
If you're thinking Sonakshi Sinha, think again! Sure, the girl's got potential but even more deserving is Rani Mukherjee! I mean did you actually think she would comeback after flops like Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic and Dil Bole Hadippa? But Rani shut the critics up by coming back with a bang. Her performance in No One Killed Jessica is supposedly outstanding and have you checked out her hot new avatar yet? We think Rani's here to stay.
Office pushover of the year
She's not going to do your dirty work, if that's what you thought. She's most likely to push you over instead. You guessed right. Dolly Bindra is one helluva bully and if you've been watching Bigg Boss, you'd know better than to get in her way. Get on the wrong side of 'Ms Obnoxious' and be prepared for a barrage of abuses and vulgarisms!
Office rivals of the year
Catfights and back-stabbing are a part of every workplace, we think. So who are the most likely candidates for the Office Rivals of 2010? They're accomplished, they're successful, they're competitive and boy, would they give our Bollywood heroines a run for their money. They are Tiger Woods and Wayne Rooney competing for the most lays at work!
Dusty derriere of the year
He was dying for an award so we didn't want to disappoint him. This one goes to Shah Rukh Khan for being the bekaar superstar of 2010. Why? Well, his only real movie this year was My Name is Khan (unless you're counting his cameo in Dulha Mil Gaya and guest appearance in Shahrukh Bola Khoobsurat Hai Tu). With nothing to do, he's constantly uploading twit pics of himself and his kids or endorsing décor brands with wife Gauri! We've got three words for you SRK - Get a life!
Biggest earners of the year
They've made more money than you will in a 10 lifetimes and they know how to keep it from the income tax man too! This one's a tie between the head of the CWG Organising Committee, Suresh Kalmadi and Telecom Minister, A Raja. Do you really need us to explain?
Best laid plans of the year
She's no superstar but she knows how to rake in the moolah… doing almost nothing! Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Malaika Arora Khan. What did the item girl do this year anyway? Other than shake her booty off to Munni Badnaam Hui. Well, actually let's give her credit for co-producing Dabanng with hubby dearest (evil laugh).
And the Big Hunka' Cheese goes to...
Image courtesy: BCCL
No points for guessing this one. Sonam Kapoor wins hands down! Other than shooting her mouth off in the hope of being bitchy or funny, giggling like a juvenile and dressing rather impeccably, this actress is pretty much good for nothing! You got to hand it to Sonam though, for always picking the right roles (read: the clueless girl). Word of advice to Sonam: Stick to fashion because acting is clearly not one of those skills you possess!
This queen bee's got a buzzing hive, what with all those worker bees spilling their secrets! So if you need to perk up your morning with a cuppa coffee and a little office goss make a bee line for Karan Johar. What's more interesting is the way he doles out his goss - animated hand gestures, girly giggles et al. We love!
No, he's not one foot in the grave or anything, but we're giving out this award in the hope that the recipient will get the hint. John Abraham has been around long enough and we can't even remember the last time he delivered a hit. And what's with his latest anyway – Jootha Hi Sahi? The worst part is he seems rather sure of himself. Rumour has it that he's trying his hand at directing... yikes! You need to go on voluntary retirement while you still can, John!
Okay, we have to admit that we had quite a few competing for this title. Between Mallika Sherawat's Hiss, Preity Zinta's boob job and Rakhi ka Insaaf, it was a tough choice and we just couldn't make up our minds. But then along came Yana Gupta making it all so easy for us! She took off her panties and attended a charity event. She even went a step further and got a photographer to get it on camera! Talk about being desperate… tsk tsk!
If you're thinking Sonakshi Sinha, think again! Sure, the girl's got potential but even more deserving is Rani Mukherjee! I mean did you actually think she would comeback after flops like Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic and Dil Bole Hadippa? But Rani shut the critics up by coming back with a bang. Her performance in No One Killed Jessica is supposedly outstanding and have you checked out her hot new avatar yet? We think Rani's here to stay.
She's not going to do your dirty work, if that's what you thought. She's most likely to push you over instead. You guessed right. Dolly Bindra is one helluva bully and if you've been watching Bigg Boss, you'd know better than to get in her way. Get on the wrong side of 'Ms Obnoxious' and be prepared for a barrage of abuses and vulgarisms!
Catfights and back-stabbing are a part of every workplace, we think. So who are the most likely candidates for the Office Rivals of 2010? They're accomplished, they're successful, they're competitive and boy, would they give our Bollywood heroines a run for their money. They are Tiger Woods and Wayne Rooney competing for the most lays at work!
He was dying for an award so we didn't want to disappoint him. This one goes to Shah Rukh Khan for being the bekaar superstar of 2010. Why? Well, his only real movie this year was My Name is Khan (unless you're counting his cameo in Dulha Mil Gaya and guest appearance in Shahrukh Bola Khoobsurat Hai Tu). With nothing to do, he's constantly uploading twit pics of himself and his kids or endorsing décor brands with wife Gauri! We've got three words for you SRK - Get a life!
They've made more money than you will in a 10 lifetimes and they know how to keep it from the income tax man too! This one's a tie between the head of the CWG Organising Committee, Suresh Kalmadi and Telecom Minister, A Raja. Do you really need us to explain?
She's no superstar but she knows how to rake in the moolah… doing almost nothing! Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Malaika Arora Khan. What did the item girl do this year anyway? Other than shake her booty off to Munni Badnaam Hui. Well, actually let's give her credit for co-producing Dabanng with hubby dearest (evil laugh).
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