Adult Jokes and Text Messages

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir Stayfree ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u “lastnite”