Cyber Lincoln has traveled four score and seven years into the past to unite our divided nation

In the wake of a rancorous national election, the future's sent us a savior: a cyborg Abraham Lincoln. CyberAbe will appeal to the better angels of our nature with rousing rhetoric and a stovetop hat that transforms into a bazooka.
This mutton-chopped prezbot is actually the Audio-Animatronics Abraham Lincoln from the 1964/1965 New York World's Fair. He's being gussied up for display at Walt Disney World's Hollywood Studios. Either that, or reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated.