Funny SMS

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.”

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Banta: No this is her husband speaking…

Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai… (My neighbour say all this to me)

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki, BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar: B.Com final year”

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.