Funny SMS

Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”

Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Banta says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Seller : give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey Buyer :what if the dog licks it ? Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Banta: BA Professor:For sodium? Banta: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Banta: BANANA

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer” But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”. Feel the difference;)

Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.

You are a DOG… D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling na? Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service”.

He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

Think positive… Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!