Funny SMS

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? Because Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said “Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Friends I’m Collecting Quaid’s Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. “i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->

Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life’s Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U r In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further I’ve 2 Listen More Weather Report :p

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly… ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ”Aspirins” ;->

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai, Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai. :-)

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Kashif: I is …… TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.” Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

The human brain is most outstanding thing……. it functions 24hrs 365 days….. it functions right from the time u r Born…. until you fall in love

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D