Saturday, February 19, 2011

Adult SMS Text Messages




A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

Come here, take off your pents and knickers

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X …

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT

Adult SMS Text Messages

so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

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